Chk Chk Chk

Hello, internet.

Just wanted to give a shout out before I leave the province! Gonna get my slut on in Montreal and Ottawa. What happens in QC and ON, stays in QC and ON.

My financial advisor, Lucy, is likely going to hate me when she finds out what I have purchased. I will give all y'all a hint. It's big, 24" to be exact. It runs applications. It has the internet. I do just about it everything on it. Oh hell, you'll never guess. It's an iMac, silly. So don't any of you get too worked up over this. I'm still the same person I was before! Except maybe now I won't get as frustrated when I'm designing (which means I will do more of it!)

Now all I need is someone to buy me Sims 3, as I have absolutely no cash.

I'm'a broke ass bitch.

I will see all y'all next time. Wish me luck in finding awesome thrifts!!

Down Home Cookin'

Hey there all y'all,

I just wanted to give you some updates about what has been happenin' with me, in my life these past few days. First off, I'd like to give a shout out to my down home gurl, Mallory-Ann, for tellin' all them people at V Fest to keep bein' pure and all. Thanks so much, darlin'.

Now I don't know if all y'all heard, but Virgin Mobile allowed all us country folk to go to their big city music festival for free. Can you imagine? Such a small town girl in the big city listening to hip music and all, what an adventure!

Well, Metric did a stunnin' job up on that 'der stage. If only I didn't have to put up with all the bitchassness comin' from the guys who ain't know nothin' 'bout good music and such.

I'm gonna fill all y'all in on a little secret that Mallory-Ann and I have been workin' on for some time now. We're gonna help Western Mom get her cookin' show up on all y'all's television! I know that she is soooo excited about gettin' her amazin' recipes out in the public so everyone can make 'em.

So I hope all y'all are havin' a great time and I look forward to seeing all y'all next time, ya hear?

(973): Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.

Le long du large

Hello.

Here is sample of the Montreal mixtape. I want to know what is good and what is bad. I'm quite partial to the first six tracks.

Check out Cœur de Pirate; really great relaxing music.

Melissa thinks I am a Quad-Grande, lactose-free, peppermint mocha, with whip.

Something about being allergic to milk but still getting whipped cream because I'm so dumb. Thank you, Melissa.

Made the first payment to my student loan. Goodbye, money.