New Year's Resolutions Pt. 2

I WILL

Stop smoking.

Drink no more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

Reduce circumference of thighs to 3 inches (i.e. 1½ inches each), using anti-cellulite diet.

Purge flat of all extraneous matter.

Give all clothes which have not worn for two years or more to homeless.

Improve career and find new job with potential.

Save up money in form of savings. Poss start pension also.

Be more confident.

Be more assertive.

Make better use of time.

Not go out every night but stay in and read books and listen to classical music.

Give proportion of earnings to charity.

Be kinder and help others more.

Eat more pulses.

Get up straight away when wake up in mornings.

Go to gym three times a week not merely to buy sandwich.

Put photographs in photograph albums.

Make up compilation 'mood' tapes so can have tapes ready with all favorite romantic/dancing/rousing/feminist etc. tracks assembled instead of turning into drink-sodden DJ-style person with tapes scattered all over floor.

Form functional relationship with responsible adult.

Learn to programme video.

New Year's Resolutions Pt. 1

I WILL NOT

Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.

Smoke.

Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend.

Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching.

Spend more than earn.

Allow in-tray to rage out of control.

Fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts.

Get annoyed with Mum, Una Alconbury or Perpetua.

Get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen.

Have crushes on men, buy instead form relationships based on mature assessment of character.

Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be positive about everyone.

Obsess about Daniel Cleaver as pathetic to have crush on boss in manner of Miss Moneypenny or similar.

Sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend.

Straight in the head

This is what my life has become. "Eat ice cream." WTF? Who needs to remind themselves to eat ice cream?

Gots to get working on those Lifetime Fatty memberships. Must, for obvious reasons, make mine first.

Have been reading Bridget Jones's Diary and am not quite sure whether I enjoy the book or movie more. Started today and am already through the first two months. Sometimes I fear I am too much like the singleton Bridget.

(Not) Superstitious

Another edition of New Music Sunday, which appears to be turning into New Music Monday. Again, my apologizes on being late once again. How am I away every weekend?

Was at SappyFest in Sackville, New Brunswick this weekend. Very good music all around. A favorite of which is Snailhouse. I was able to find the album pretty easily, so I will sample you one of the tracks this week! Hope you enjoy.

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